How to Fuck Local Tonight


Let’s face it guys; everybody wants to fuck. Hot young girls want to fuck, sexy older women want to fuck, and we all know how badly WE want to fuck them.

But if we want to take advantage of this simple truth, we are going to need to put in a little more effort than creating a Tinder or local fuck profile.

Come along with me, and I can show you a proven method for finding any kind of women you want using the power of the new-age ‘meet and fuck’ app. Let’s go.

Is It Really That Easy?

Yes. It’s really that easy, folks. All you need if you want to start fucking local sluts is a smartphone, a couple of dating apps, and the right attitude.

People often get discouraged from using apps like Tinder because of one or two bad experiences. Some people avoid these ‘dating’ apps for no other reason than because they’re scared of rejection.

Well, I’ve got news for those people: It’s all part of the process.

The first time Barry Bonds stepped up to the plate he probably swung right into the T-ball stand and started crying, but that didn’t discourage him from doing a bunch of steroids and getting his ass back out there to crush the homerun record.

So let’s get after this mission with some determination. It’s going to be a lot easier than you think.

Step One: Know What You Want

Jumping head-first into the wonderful world of casual sex is something everybody should try at some point, but before you do, make sure you know exactly what you’re looking for.

Some people want a friend with benefits, while others are looking for more of a ‘one and done’ situation. Both options are completely achievable with the right method, attitude, and app.

If you’re in the market for a friend with bennefits, also known as a FWB, then you need to download a couple apps that I’ve found to be very effective.

Let’s jump in and find out which ones we need to get started.

Step 2: Apps

If there’s one thing I know for sure in this world, it’s that sluts love Tinder. Hell, everyone under the age of 26 loves Tinder.

It’s an app that connects millions of horny singles every day, and it’s the #1 app for casual sex. If you’re looking to find a friend with benefits in under a few hours, you’re going to need a little more firepower than Tinder can offer you.

Downloading an app called Bumble, is going to increase your matches by at least twice as much – and it’ll save you a hell of a lot of time. The app works exactly like Tinder, but it has one key difference that makes it a little more effective for males.

When you match with a girl on Bumble, you aren’t allowed to send her a message straight away. She has to be the one who sends the first message, which is a relief for all of us guys. Nothing is more nerve-wracking than that first message.

By requiring the females to send the first message, Bumble ends up saving you a ton of time (and disappointment) that you’d normally spend sending messages to catfish, snobby girls, and inactive accounts.

When you combine the power of Tinder and Bumble, there’s no limit to the amount of casual sex you can have.

You’ll often see some of the same people on Bumble that you’ve already matched with on Tinder, which is a great way to make conversation.

Saying something like, “Funny seeing you again” can be great for increasing your odds of finding a hookup. Download them both and get ready to create those profiles!

Step 3: Post Some Pictures

Creating a desirable profile on any hookup app is a crucial step in the right direction if you want to fuck a hot slut tonight.

You don’t have to go all out and create a 5-star profile with professional pictures and a lengthy bio. In fact, that’s exactly what you DON’T wont to do.

The first thing you’re going to want to take care of is going to be your pictures. Keep in mind that pictures on a girl’s profile matter a hell of a lot more than they do on a guy’s.

I mean, there’s no shame in posting some killer photos, but if you’re trying too hard, girls will pick up on that, and you’ll end up only matching with snobby born-again-Christian girls who don’t even put out.

If you want to get laid on Tinder/Bumble, you need to upload some pictures where you appear to be the social butterfly I know you are.

Using photos from your latest rave adventure, backpacking trip, or vacation are a good idea.

Oh, and it doesn’t hurt to throw a photo of you and your dog in there too – girls fucking love dogs. Plus, It gives them something to talk about when they’re inevitably forced to send that first message.

Try to avoid taking shirtless mirror selfies like the plague. Nobody is going to want to see those unless you’re rocking a perfect 8-pack.

Even then, it’s a tell-tale sign that you’re a total douche bag, and girls are absolutely going to pick up on that.

Step 4: Creating a Bio

If you are like me, and you’re not a particularly attractive male specimen, don’t worry. Girls will look through your pictures for sure, but your bio is what’s really going to grab their attention.

Having a killer bio doesn’t mean you need to have a list of all your achievements scattered throughout a sea of emojis. After all, this is an insight to who you are as a person, not a formal resume.

Girls love a guy with a sense of humor, and it’s been that way since the dawn of time. Because while an attractive man might be appealing for a while, a great body alone won’t keep a girl entertained for long.

I mean, what makes you more attractive than having everyone hang onto your every word and laugh when you want them to laugh? Nothing, because it shows that you possess confidence, power, and a laid-back attitude.

If you want to see some major success with your profile, type out a funny bio in two sentences or less.

Maybe something along the lines of, “One time I helped an old lady cross the street, and it was probably the best Tinder date I could have asked for. Think you can do better?”

A bio like that shows off your sense of humor, and it invites a conversation more than “6’5” ever could.

Step 5: Making Conversation

Talking to girls on dating apps is probably one of the lamest experiences of all time, but it’s all part of the process, so we are going to have to power through it.

Testing the waters with a Tinder conversation is a great way to see if the girl you’re talking to is a nutcase or not.

It’s also great practice for when you inevitably have to talk to them in person.

The best thing to do is either comment on one of her pictures (no, not in a creepy way) or her bio. Cracking a joke is probably the best way to break the ice. Plus, joking around can be a solid strategy for letting her know that you’re not very serious.

If you spend the first 20 messages trying to act like you want to spend the rest of your life with her, you’re either going to scare her away or attract the wrong kind of girl. We are trying to fuck sluts, remember?

Talking about music or television shows can be a good segway into trading snapchats or phone numbers.

If you’re feeling extra confident, you can always strike right when the conversation starts getting boring.

Saying something along the line of, “I fuckin hate talking on Tinder. Would you wanna trade me snapchats?”

If she says yes, your chances of getting into her pants on the same night are looking pretty damn good.

And now it’s time to take everything we’ve learned to the next level – the meetup.

Step 6: Meeting Up

This part of the process is naturally the most nerve-wracking, but it doesn’t have to be. Just follow along with these steps, and you’ll have her hanging off your every word.

Once you’ve taken a legitimate sexual interest in one of these girls, it’s time to find out if she’s actually down. At this point, you should have asked her either for her Snapchat or phone number.

If she says yes to either of those, there’s a good chance that she’s open to the idea of a casual fuck. Keep in contact with her for a day or two before you take the plunge.

Try to mention meeting up casually at first, maybe by saying something along the lines of “I got the day off work today, and I’m so bored already. What are you up to rn?”

If she seems excited by this point, then your chances of scoring with her are looking good. It’s important not to be too confident with your questions though since freaking her out is the last thing you want to do.

Sometimes these hookup app girls will prefer to meet up at a coffee shop or something before they agree to a night at your place, as should you. As horny as us men can get for a quick fuck, it’s not worth the trouble a total nutcase can give you.

If things aren’t flowing naturally after the first meetup, then you might want to reconsider your choice of a local slut, and maybe think about choosing a different girl from your list of matches.

You should know what to do from here fells. Just do what comes naturally – if you know what I mean.

Step 7: Rinse and Repeat

Now that you have some experience picking up local girls with a hookup app or two, nothing is stopping you from repeating this process over and over again to your heart’s content.

Just keep in mind that you don’t have to follow these steps exactly for each and every girl.

The hookup process is complicated, and every girl is different, so try to feel each one out and see how you might need to change your strategy to meet her requirements.

And above all else, relax and have fun. Hookup culture is a beautiful thing that should be enjoyed thoroughly on both sides of the swipe.

Don’t forget that practice makes perfect, and determination is everything.

Good luck, everyone!

The Top 3 Pornstars On Snapchat You Need To Follow Now

Of all the celebrities out there, porn stars might be the ones who have benefitted the most from Snapchat’s rise to the mainstream. No longer are porn stars only able to get themselves known via official websites or scripted movies. Instead, they can now showcase their goods on their own time, in their own skin.

The reason for many pornstars’ growing popularity is the fact their lives are some of the most interesting on the planet. Sure, getting paid to have sex sounds like a dream come true, but there’s a lot more going on in the lives of these seductive beauties. If you want to know who the top three pornstars to follow on Snapchat are, read on to find out.

Brandi Love (realbrandilove)

There’s nothing quite like the sight of a sexy cougar to get the juices flowing. Brandi Love embodies everything which makes a mature woman so appealing; she has a natural confidence about her, and she definitely knows how to please a man.

Brandi Love is something of a legend in the porn industry, showing that maturity beats youthfulness any day of the week. Brandi’s Snapchat takes you behind the scenes of her regular porn shoots, as well as offering a glimpse into her personal life. She’s a regular updater, but it’s not just her photos and videos which make her a big hit with her followers. Brandi is actually a published author of a book on how to get better at sex. She regularly treats her followers to nuggets of wisdom which she’s learned over the years.

Brandi Love is everything you could want from a Snapchat account. She’s sexy, intelligent and she’ll teach you a few things. The perfect cougar.

Christy Mack (christymack)

Christy Mack is a punk rock beauty who is known for her dominant demeanor and super-hardcore sex scenes. Like many of her pornstar peers, Christy Mack began as a simple model, but her captivating personality and unique look made her popular beyond the world of pornography.

In addition to being an alternative, tattooed Goddess, Christy Mack is an outspoken advocator against the world of domestic violence and unhealthy relationships. A victim of violence herself, Christy Mack was involved in a 2014 case with her ex boyfriend – MMA fighter Jon Koppenhaver, aka War Machine – who reportedly inflicted significant harm on Mack.

Since the incident, Christy Mack has continued to better herself, becoming a figure of positivity and hope for anyone who might find themselves in a similar situation. Not to mention, she does it all while looking like a million dollars.

Megan Rain (meganloveonme)

Let’s be honest, if you’re looking for pornstars on Snapchat, there’s one thing you want to see more than anything else: hot pictures.

Luckily, the insatiable Megan Rain has your needs in mind. With her incredible figure and her alluring natural smile, Megan gives you exactly what you want from a pornstar’s Snapchat, and she doesn’t pull any punches. Aside from her daily updates of behind the scenes shots on her porn movies, Megan regularly sends out elicit photos from her old shoots. She’s also got an account purely for her paid followers, who Megan treats to exclusive content and frequent personal interaction.

If it’s no frills porn action you’re looking for, you’d be mad to not follow this tantalizing brunette beauty.  And if you’re looking to follow more pornstars on snapchat then head over to which has tons a public and private porn star snapchat accounts.

Here’s How To Find Sexy Cougars Near You

Cougars are quickly becoming something of a phenomenon. Decades ago, it was younger women who men of all ages found most attractive, but for the past ten years, that crown has been taken by women who are reaching the peaks of their lives: their forties and onwards.

A cougar is classed as a woman who is 35 or over and tends to exclusively date much younger guys. Every city in the world is full of sensual cougars who looking for their next victim, you just need to know where they frequent in order to find them.

The first place to hit up local MILFs and cougars is the classiest bars and restaurants in your area. Usually, mature women tend to avoid chain pubs because they’re rife with immature teenagers who are just looking to get wasted. Avoid those types of bars at all costs. Find the classy places which serve expensive wine, good food and attract a higher class of clientele. Cougars frequent these places because they’re more likely to find what they’re looking for: good looking, confident, mature young gentlemen.

Aside from bars and pubs, there are hundreds of other locations which you can find rife with cougars and mature ladies. More so than ever, coffee shops are becoming the go-to location for cougar hunters the world over. Coffee shops are places where women go to escape their apartments and get some work done. Initiating a conversation in a coffee shop is simple, providing you do it with grace and respect. Simply approach her and ask her how come she prefers the coffee shop to her office. Comments like these usually generate instant rapport because she assumes you’re in a similar situation.

Likewise, libraries and other academic places are great meeting spots too. Because a lot of cougars are career women, you can find quite a few in night classes and Open University courses across the country. Cougars are always taking the steps to a better life for themselves, so hit up places of learning and culture. Art galleries and museums can be great too.

If you happen to work in education, cougars and MILFs can be found picking up their children every day of the week in schools the world over. Providing you keep an air of professionalism about you, there’s nothing stopping you introducing yourself to these parents as they’re waiting to collect their kids.

If you’re a frequent gym goer, this can be a treasure trove of mature, sexy older women. Cougars tend to keep themselves in pretty good shape – a major factor why younger guys find them so appealing. So if you spot a hot, mature woman tightening her thighs up on the leg press, wait until she’s taking a break and spark up a conversation with her.

Remember, the first step to hooking up with a gorgeous, classy cougar is initiating conversation with her. No hook up in the world began with complete silence. If you want success, you’ve gotta get out there and start chatting. Hit up these locations and you’ll bag yourself a gorgeous, classy, mature cougar in no time.